Saturday, May 14, 2011

If my accountant is so smart, why can't he balance my cheque book...?

If my accountant is so smart, why can't he balance my cheque book...?
On his head? What does he think I'm paying him for?
Polls & Surveys - 9 Answers
People Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
Answer 1 :
you are my hero Melvin
Answer 2 :
can he juggle? well then get rid of em
Answer 3 :
no idea.
Answer 4 :
smack him atop the head with the tax code book, that'll flatten it out a touch and he will be able to.
Answer 5 :
You obviously don't have a fish as your accountant - they have scales...
Answer 6 :
i don't know. i think it is time you find someone else. good luck.
Answer 7 :
He can only tell you the state of your finances. HE IS NOT IN CONTROL OF YOUR EXPENSES - YOU ARE, or should be !
Answer 8 :
He cant see his head.
Answer 9 :
i bet he could, but he just wont do it for u cause he knows ur mean

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